Wow. That's all I have to Say. Wow.

So, I wanted to let you know of the big explosion Sofia JUST did. I had my nursing pillow on my lap, and she was sitting on it. All of a sudden, she had that look on her face that makes her red and concentrated. Then I heard it (thank goodness it wasn't smelly). I looked down and it was dripping down the pillow (sorry Tia Mary) about to get on my couch! I screamed (which totally startled her), caught it with my hands (yes, my hands, gross). Don't judge me...I can wash my hands...it's harder to wash off my couch! I then run to the shower and drop my pillow in there splashing poop all over the tub (don't tell Jeff, he won't ever want to shower in there again). Can I just tell you that my darling little daughter was smiling the whole time while watching me? Well, then when I go to change her, I notice it all on the back side of MY pant leg. How did it get there? Double gross. I change her, and guess what? NOTHING is in the diaper!! I don't know how she did it...positioned herself so it would squirt out the side. Congrats, Sofia. Wow. Just wow.