1. She sings better than Mariah
2. Dances better than half the people on SYTYCD
3. Has the straightest teeth ever
4. You can trust even a newborn with her
5. She has a Cindy Crawford mole that is gorgeous
6. She has legs longer than the Nile.
7. Let's me touch her skin
8. Doesn't have to blow dry her hair, or wear make up
9. Has a strong testimony
10.chooses her family over her friends
Auds pods, drew. I love you. Feliz cumpleanos.
Isn't she pretty? |
She's the one all the way on the left. In the pink. Modest. Love it. |